begin with so our starting point is low. I am going stir crazy being
cooped up like this. I ran out of coffee today and had to sacrifice
and drink half-caff. What is my world coming to? Jaden won't keep
his diaper on to save his life and the best advice I could find on the
internet was between putting him in a sleeper to nap with it zipped up
backwards or duct tape his diaper on. This is not a joke, duct tape
around and cut it off to save your house from having poop murals.
What is my world coming to? I can't find a babysitter who will charge
me less than $12/hr so that I can go to the dentist. I can't find the
twins birth certificates so I can't even enroll them in the drop-in
care for the base. I can't do that anyway, because the sponsor needs
to be there to sign the paperwork anyway and my husband is never home.
So that is my little bit of crazy. The kids are going down for nap,
so I hope that the day gets significantly more boring from here on
Life with twins, twice the laundry, half the sleep.