- Stop throwing your pasta on the floor! There are starving kids in this world and you are about to be one of them.
- Don't cry like a punk just because your brother slapped you in the face.
- How did you manage to poop out half of a grape?
- No they're not twins, I just took a girl when I was leaving because I really wanted one<--said to a lady in Sam's, and I think that she may have had a coronary event before I corrected myself.
- When you dance, it looks like your legs are seizing. (to Jaden)
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
These are things I have actually said this past week.